I haven't figured this out yet . . .
The kids have taken to attacking me with pillows. Some would call that a pillow fight, but that would imply that I get a pillow to fight back. What happens is closer to a pillow beating. I lie down on the floor for a rest, kids grab pillows and go to work.
And so what? Getting hit with pillows by a couple of toddlers is no big deal, right? It certainly couldn’t hurt. Wrong. G is strong and after a few minutes of constant pillow whacking, it starts to hurt a little. Don’t believe me? Find a kid. Any kid will do, they’re all willing to hit an adult with a pillow. If your skin doesn’t start to sting a little after a few minutes of constant bombardment, it just means the kid you found isn’t trying hard enough.