I haven't figured this out yet . . .
Today I managed to spend most of the morning outside with the kids, which was awesome because I used to love going outside when I was a kid. Unfortunately, we live in an area where, for some odd reason, massive amounts of geese and other types of birds like to congregate and defecate. As a result, it’s nearly impossible to walk outside without running into a mine field of feces.
I was going to take a picture of just how bad the spread of fowl feces is, but why would you want to see that? Just trust me, there’s a lot of it. Nevertheless, we braved the mine field and the result was a pretty fun morning.